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Dollar Store Finds: Portable Mini Toilet

It's about the size of a sandwich bag, small enough to slip into your purse or backpack. How could this possibly work? We'll get to that in a moment. First, I want to point out the particularly enjoyable artwork on this packaging. It shows an man suffering from much anxiety as he is driving, because he has got to go! He ends up in the hospital with a broken leg since he was so distractedly hurried. (The marketing people for this portable toilet must know my mom, who is infamous in my family for her worst-case-scenario thinking.)

If only he had a portable mini toilet. You might find yourself saying the same thing in DC. OK, now back to how this thing works. Here are the instructions:


toilet-instructions.jpg "1) Open the fastener. 2) For use by women, fold over the opening and press firmly against skin. 3) Close the fastener after use. 4) Place in the plastic bag which is provided." It then warns you not to ingest the polymer absorbent, which is supposed to solidify your liquids. 

toilet3.jpgThere are indeed some grains of something in the portable toilet (pictured on the right). The item on the left is the disposable bag it comes with.

So, there you go (no pun intended). If I were a good product reviewer, I would test this thing out for you. But somehow I didn't get around to it. If you try it, let me know how it works out for you. Japanese dollar store saves the day again?

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claire wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

re: Dollar Store Finds: Portable Mini Toilet

boo! you didn't maintain proper journalistic standards! go pee in that bag and tell us about it!

Carol Olmert wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

re: Dollar Store Finds: Portable Mini Toilet

Disposable urinal bags, such as the one you describe, are a unique way of disposing of liquid waste. They consist of a portable "bag within a bag" system. So you urinate into a pouch, and there is a substance inside - a mixture of bioactive polymers and enzymes - that absorbs the liquid, makes it gel instantly, and also deodorizes. When "done", the pouch is spill-proof and, because it is waste-disposal safe, it can be thrown away after use. Popular examples are The Travel John (www.traveljohn.com) and The WAG Bag Toilet in a Bag www.thepett.com)Carol OlmertAuthor, Bathrooms Make Me Nervous (www.bathroomsmakemenervous.com

Sharon Wilson wrote 4 years 21 weeks ago

re: Dollar Store Finds: Portable Mini Toilet

Wow! But I doubt I'll use it.Sharon WilsonEditor, iChina magazine (www.iChinamag.com)

Amy wrote 3 years 46 weeks ago

re: Dollar Store Finds: Portable Mini Toilet

Shoot, wish I saw this post before I went to DC. But seriously, it was way too cold to be using this thing, and I can't imagine unzipping my ski pants in the middle of the Mall to go wee wee.

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About The Author

Melissa Hung

Melissa Hung is the founding editor of Hyphen and served as editor in chief for its first five years. She now serves on its board of directors. A speaker on independent media, Melissa is also the curator of Slant: Bold Asian American Images, a festival of short films in Houston, her hometown. She lives in San Francisco where she directs WritersCorps.

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